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The Ram Economy Is In Shambles

The Ram Economy Is In Shambles
So you're sitting there watching AI models devour RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and suddenly your perfectly adequate 800-dollar PC from last year is now basically a potato compared to the 18,000-dollar monstrosity you need to run ChatGPT's cousin locally. The stock market guy is standing there absolutely BEWILDERED because the laws of economics have been shattered—your PC didn't depreciate normally, it got OBLITERATED by the AI revolution. Remember when 16GB of RAM was considered "future-proof"? LMAO. Now you need 128GB just to run a medium-sized language model without your computer turning into a space heater. The AI bubble has single-handedly made everyone's hardware obsolete faster than you can say "but I just upgraded!" It's like watching your savings account evaporate in real-time, except it's your PC's relevance instead.

The Programmer Is Obsolete

The Programmer Is Obsolete
Oh honey, the DRAMA of it all! First they came for the lumberjacks with their fancy chainsaws, then the construction workers with their excavators, even the plumbers with their PEX crimpers! And now? They're coming for US with their shiny AI logos that look like someone's sacred geometry tattoo gone wrong! 💀 Everyone's getting "obsoleted" by technology, but darling, have you SEEN what happens when AI tries to center a div? The machines might write code, but they'll never understand the existential dread of debugging someone else's uncommented spaghetti mess at 3AM while questioning your career choices!

The Real Reason Your PC "Hates" Windows 11

The Real Reason Your PC "Hates" Windows 11
The duality of Windows 11 resistance! On the left, we have the principled gamer with their Intel i7-4790K processor, smugly refusing to upgrade because "the UI is garbage and AI is spyware." Meanwhile on the right, the exact same gamer is secretly thinking, "My 10-year-old CPU doesn't meet the TPM requirements, and I'm too broke to upgrade my entire rig." It's the classic tech enthusiast dilemma - publicly criticizing design choices while privately dealing with the harsh reality of obsolescence. Nothing says "I'm making a principled stand" quite like having absolutely no other choice.