Obi-wan Memes

Windows file properties showing you "Accessed" timestamps is like finding a relic from a forgotten age. You know it exists in theory, but when was the last time you actually saw it being useful? Every file you open gets its "Accessed" timestamp updated instantly, making it about as meaningful as tracking how many times you've breathed today. Meanwhile "Modified" and "Created" are out here doing the real work while "Accessed" just... exists. It's the participation trophy of file metadata.