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I Know Who Wrote This But I Can't Prove It Yet

Git Programming Devops Agile

1 year ago 624.8K views 0 shares

I Know Who Wrote This But I Can't Prove It Yet

That brief moment of joy when you spot a well-documented PR, only to realize it's from last year and the next one is just as cryptic as ever. The eternal cycle continues. Next year's documentation will be amazing though, right? Narrator: It was not. We all make those New Year's resolutions to document better, but by January 15th we're back to commit messages like "fixed stuff" and PRs with the detailed description of "it works now."

The Inevitable Clown Transformation Of New Year's Coding Resolutions

Python Backend Frontend Programming Webdev

1 year ago 439.0K views 0 shares

The Inevitable Clown Transformation Of New Year's Coding Resolutions

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of our New Year's programming ambitions! 🤡 Every January, we transform from basic developers into full-blown circus performers with our GRANDIOSE declarations! "I'll master Python!" (applies first layer of clown makeup) "I'll become a backend wizard!" (adds tearful blue eyeshadow) "I'll create CSS ART, for heaven's sake!" (dons rainbow wig) And by December? We're the COMPLETE CLOWN, honking our red noses at the ONE tutorial we barely finished. The transformation is INEVITABLE, darling! Our ambitions are writing checks our commitment simply cannot cash!