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Well... That's Not What I Meant

Hardware

1 year ago 339.2K views 0 shares

Well... That's Not What I Meant

The AUDACITY of the universe to take my wish so literally! 😭 Our poor Baby Yoda PC gamer makes a completely reasonable wish upon a shooting star for GPU prices to "go down a bit" and what happens? THE STAR ITSELF PLUMMETS! Meanwhile, GPU prices remain stratospherically high, causing our little friend to cry actual tears. The cosmic betrayal! The astronomical disappointment! It's like asking for a raise and your boss hands you an elevator button. DEVASTATING.

Monkey's Paw Marketing For Crowdstrike

Security Windows Microsoft Programming

1 year ago 366.1K views 0 shares

Monkey's Paw Marketing For Crowdstrike

OH MY GOD, CROWDSTRIKE REALLY MONKEY'S PAWED THEMSELVES INTO INFAMY! 💀 The CEO's innocent wish for brand recognition came TRUE in the most catastrophic way possible when their faulty update crashed Windows systems WORLDWIDE on July 19th. Talk about becoming a "household name" for all the WRONG reasons! Nothing says "remember us forever" quite like single-handedly creating the tech apocalypse that brought down airports, banks, and made IT people contemplate career changes. Be careful what you wish for, sweetie - sometimes the universe has a sick sense of humor!