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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Modern games Memes

Posts tagged with Modern games

The Storage Arms Race: My 1TB SSD Vs. Modern Game Library

Gamedev Hardware Windows
11 months ago 303.1K views 0 shares
The Storage Arms Race: My 1TB SSD Vs. Modern Game Library
Remember buying that fancy 1TB SSD thinking "I'll never fill this up"? Fast forward to installing Call of Duty and three AAA titles, and suddenly you're getting those pathetic "low disk space" warnings. Modern games are like digital hoarders—200GB here, 150GB there, with updates bigger than entire games from the 2000s. Your SSD never stood a chance against the bloated behemoths that are today's game engines with their 8K textures nobody asked for. The worst part? Half your library sits unplayed while consuming precious storage like a digital black hole.

The Unstoppable Growth Of Call Of Duty

Gamedev Hardware Programming Windows
11 months ago 310.9K views 0 shares
The Unstoppable Growth Of Call Of Duty
Remember when games fit on a 1.44MB floppy? Now Call of Duty is like that friend who keeps saying "just one more beer" but shows up to your house with a U-Haul full of storage requirements. At 105GB, SpongeBob thinks the madness has peaked, but Patrick knows better - slapping us with a 300GB reality check. Your SSD isn't crying, it's having a full-on existential crisis. And game developers are just sitting there like "What? It's just 4K textures of the same gun from 37 slightly different angles."

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