Mern stack Memes

Someone finally cracked the code on tech stack naming. Forget MERN (MongoDB, Express, React, Node) – that's for people who still think JavaScript frameworks won't change by next Tuesday. The real pros are running PORN: PostgreSQL, Ollama, Redis, Next.js. It's got everything you need: a battle-tested database that won't randomly corrupt your data, an LLM framework for when you need to add "AI-powered" to your resume, an in-memory cache because your queries are slower than your standup meetings, and Next.js because apparently we needed another way to render React. The stack is solid, the acronym is chef's kiss, and your HR department will have questions about your pull request descriptions.