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What TypeScript Did To My JavaScript Knowledge

Typescript Javascript Frontend Programming Webdev

1 year ago 381.2K views 0 shares

What TypeScript Did To My JavaScript Knowledge

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of learning TypeScript after JavaScript is like having your brain wiped by that Men in Black neuralyzer! One minute you're happily writing code without caring what type anything is, living your best chaotic JavaScript life, and then BOOM! TypeScript comes along demanding to know the EXACT TYPE of every. single. variable. you've ever created! Suddenly you're drowning in interfaces, generics, and union types while your precious JavaScript knowledge evaporates into the void. It's like TypeScript looked at your JavaScript skills and said "That's cute, now forget EVERYTHING you know about being flexible with data types!" 💀

If You Could Just Give Me Your Attention For A Moment

Git Programming Devops Bash

1 year ago 351.3K views 1 shares

If You Could Just Give Me Your Attention For A Moment

Look into this little light, and you'll forget all about those 3 weeks of work you just committed to the wrong branch. git reset --hard is basically the neuralyzer of the programming world – one flash and *poof* – your code history is wiped cleaner than your browser history when your boss walks by. Sure, you could've used a softer reset or stashed your changes, but where's the thrill in that? Nothing says "I live dangerously" quite like nuclear code obliteration with no backup plan.