Jinx Memes

Every IT professional knows that sacred pre-holiday silence. The production server is humming peacefully, tickets are minimal, and you're counting down minutes until freedom. Then some rookie mentions "Wow, it's really quiet today!" and suddenly three critical systems crash simultaneously. It's like invoking a demonic ritual. The first and only commandment of IT: Never acknowledge the calm before you're safely at home with your phone on silent and laptop firmly closed.