Javascript-required Memes

Someone finally found a legitimate reason to enable JavaScript on a website. Only took about 30 years and a medical miracle, but here we are. The fact that you need JavaScript enabled just to read this absolutely unhinged headline is the cherry on top of this absurdist cake. Nothing says "essential web functionality" quite like gating bizarre medical news behind a script requirement. The internet remains undefeated in finding new ways to justify its existence.