Increment Memes

Posts tagged with Increment

Bow Down To The Increment Master

C++ Programming

2 months ago 160.7K views 0 shares

Bow Down To The Increment Master

The subtle flex of increment operators. Peasants use i=i+2 like they're still writing BASIC on a Commodore 64. Meanwhile, the distinguished gentleman employs ++i++ , casually breaking compiler rules because he's too important for standards. It's the programming equivalent of drinking scotch neat while everyone else has juice boxes.

It's So Simple: Just Follow Each Other

Git Webdev Programming

7 months ago 181.2K views 0 shares

It's So Simple: Just Follow Each Other

Two lonely devs complaining about having zero GitHub followers while the obvious solution stares them in the face. It's like watching two people dying of thirst while standing next to a water fountain. The second dev even added the sad face emoticon for maximum pity points. The real tragedy? They both managed to increment their comment count (++11 and ++1) but couldn't figure out how to increment their follower count. Classic programmer mindset - can write complex algorithms but can't solve the simplest social problem.