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Designer Presents The Impossible Dream
Frontend Webdev Agile Programming
16 days ago 297.7K views 0 shares
Designer Presents The Impossible Dream
The eternal triangle of tech despair: Designer whips up some gorgeous mockup in PowerPoint with animations that would make Pixar jealous, Client's eyes light up like it's Christmas morning, and Developer sits there with that "I'm about to ruin everyone's day" energy. That dog's expression? That's the face of someone who's been asked to implement a button that morphs into a unicorn while playing Beethoven's 5th Symphony, all while maintaining sub-50ms load times. The designer promised it, the client wants it yesterday, and the developer knows the laws of physics (and CSS) simply won't cooperate. Pro tip: Next time, invite the developer to the design meeting. Or at least check if what you're proposing requires bending the space-time continuum before getting the client hyped.

We Can Do It In A Week
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
10 months ago 218.0K views 1 shares
We Can Do It In A Week
MARKETING: *enthusiastically gives thumbs up* "We can totally deliver this revolutionary feature by next Tuesday!" DEVS AND QA: *thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen too many impossible deadlines* The eternal corporate tango where Marketing promises the moon while Development silently calculates how many all-nighters it'll take to build a rocket from scratch. HONEY, THAT'S NOT A FEATURE, THAT'S A WHOLE NEW PRODUCT LINE! 💀

Sales Promised Impossible Features Again
Programming Agile Debugging
10 months ago 228.8K views 0 shares
Sales Promised Impossible Features Again
The eternal battle between sales and development continues! Here we have an airplane-cruise ship hybrid monstrosity representing client requests that defy the laws of physics, software engineering, and common sense. Every developer has been there: Sales comes barging in asking why you can't implement features that would require rewriting the entire codebase, inventing new programming languages, and possibly breaking several fundamental laws of computer science. Meanwhile, the actual request is like asking for a vehicle that's simultaneously a 747 and a cruise ship. Sure, I'll just quickly refactor the laws of aerodynamics and buoyancy during my lunch break! And you need it by Friday, right?