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More Like The "If" And "When" But Never "Is" Guy
Agile Webdev Programming
8 days ago 323.7K views 0 shares
More Like The "If" And "When" But Never "Is" Guy
The "Idea Guy" strikes again with his legendary 007 stats: zero planning, zero contributions, but somehow 7 million "revolutionary" ideas that will "totally disrupt the industry." You know this person. They show up to every sprint planning meeting with grandiose visions of building the next Facebook-meets-Uber-but-for-cats, yet mysteriously vanish when it's time to write actual code or, heaven forbid, document anything. Their ideas exist in a perpetual state of quantum superposition—simultaneously brilliant and completely unimplemented. The real kicker? While you're grinding through merge conflicts at 2 PM on a Tuesday, they're already brainstorming idea number 7,000,001: "What if we rebuilt the entire backend in Rust?" Sure, buddy. You go ahead and open that JIRA ticket.

App
Programming Webdev Android Ios Frontend
21 days ago 234.2K views 0 shares
App
The classic NPC energy right here. Someone wakes up one day, hears "good with computers" from their family because they fixed the WiFi once, and suddenly thinks they're ready to build the next unicorn startup. No GitHub, no portfolio, no understanding of what "full-stack" means—just pure, unfiltered confidence and a dream. Then comes the pitch meeting where they describe their "revolutionary idea" that's basically Instagram meets Uber for dog walkers, expecting you to build it for equity while they handle "the business side." Spoiler alert: the business side is them making a logo in Canva. The real kicker? They always want it done in two weeks. Because apps are easy, right?

The Infamous "Idea Guy" Strikes Again
Gamedev Unity Programming
11 months ago 251.2K views 2 shares
The Infamous "Idea Guy" Strikes Again
The classic "idea guy" in game development strikes again! Nothing makes actual developers run for the hills faster than someone who's done all the "hard work" of coming up with an idea while expecting you to do the trivial part of... you know... actually building the entire game. It's like saying "I've designed a rocket ship on a napkin, now all you need to do is the engineering, physics, and actually launching it into space!" Sure buddy, let me drop everything and work on your revolutionary "Flappy Bird but with zombies" concept for free.