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When They Ask Why I Hate Autoformatters

When They Ask Why I Hate Autoformatters
Ah, the age-old tabs vs. spaces holy war has claimed another victim! Nothing turns a mild-mannered developer into a raging lunatic faster than someone running an autoformatter that converts their carefully crafted tab indentation into spaces (or vice versa). It's like watching someone rearrange your kitchen while insisting they're "helping." Sure, the code might work exactly the same afterward, but now it feels wrong on a spiritual level. And let's be honest - you'd rather rewrite the entire project from scratch than adapt to someone else's indentation style. The true mark of a senior developer isn't their algorithm knowledge or architecture skills—it's the intensity with which they'll defend their whitespace preferences to the death.

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OH MY GOSH! The eternal holy war of code formatting styles! 😂 The meme brilliantly divides coding styles into "normal" vs "mental disorders" and I'm dying because we've ALL had that one coworker who uses Haskell-style semicolons or—heaven forbid—Lisp style with the closing brace on the same line! The best part? Every programmer is CONVINCED their style is the only sane one! Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out why our code reviewer is having an absolute meltdown over bracket placement. Formatting wars have literally ended friendships! And don't even get me started on tabs vs spaces...