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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Anti-Piracy Trap In Heartbound

Gamedev Security Programming Debugging
1 month ago 161.0K views 0 shares
The Anti-Piracy Trap In Heartbound
Ah, the classic anti-piracy code in Heartbound. The game pretends to reset your piracy flag if Steam is initialized, but then immediately sets it back to "busted" if you have a suspicious username, account ID, or app ID. That random alarm[0] = room_speed; at the end is just the chef's kiss - nothing says "I know what you did" like a timer counting down to your in-game punishment. Developers: 1, Pirates: 0.

The Road To Early Access Hell Is Paved With Global Variables

Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
1 month ago 115.1K views 0 shares
The Road To Early Access Hell Is Paved With Global Variables
Now I understand why this game's been in Early Access for a decade. The code's a beautiful disaster - global variables everywhere, hardcoded dialogue IDs, magic numbers, and enough switch-case statements to make a CS professor weep. My favorite part is the instance_destroy() call that just... nukes something when you've had lunch with someone? Classic indie game spaghetti where nothing's refactored because "it works, don't touch it." This is what happens when passion projects grow beyond their initial scope without architectural planning. The road to game dev hell is paved with good intentions and global variables.

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