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Can It Though? The Eternal Hardware Question

Can It Though? The Eternal Hardware Question
The ultimate PC hardware question has evolved, but the anxiety remains the same. In 2008, we measured our rigs' worth by whether they could handle Crysis—that notorious system-melter that brought even high-end machines to their knees. Fast forward to 2025, and we're still doing the same song and dance, just with Borderlands 4 as the new performance guillotine. Seventeen years of technological progress, and we're still asking if our $3000 investment can run a game without turning our PC into a jet engine. Some traditions never die—they just get more expensive.

Never Thought It'd Happen But...

Never Thought It'd Happen But...
The mythical moment has arrived! After years of being asked "but can it run Crysis?" as the ultimate PC benchmark question, someone finally leveraged this meme into an actual job offer. Crysis (2007) was so notoriously demanding that even modern systems struggle with it at max settings. The formal frog gentleman's announcement perfectly captures that surreal professional victory when your obscure gaming knowledge suddenly becomes a legitimate technical qualification. The interview probably went: "What's your experience with hardware stress testing?" "Well, I've been running Crysis since 2007..." "YOU'RE HIRED!"

The PC Upgrade Nightmare Escalation

The PC Upgrade Nightmare Escalation
Nothing like the sheer existential dread of upgrading your PC only to watch it self-destruct! First, you proudly install more RAM thinking you're about to experience computing nirvana. Then the BIOS decides it's the perfect moment for an unexpected update—because clearly your consent is just a formality. But the true horror? Running Memtest86 and discovering your fancy new RAM sticks are about as functional as a chocolate teapot. That moment when your upgrade journey transforms from "I'm gonna have the fastest PC ever" to "Did I just waste $200 on defective memory?" in 3.5 seconds flat. The hardware equivalent of writing perfect code that somehow still returns 47 compiler errors.