Hardware-security Memes

Someone's selling a $500 leather jacket called "The Jensen" and honestly, the paranoia is justified. That's literally a Faraday cage you can wear – those metallic patterns aren't just for aesthetics, they're designed to block electromagnetic signals. Perfect for when you want to make sure your RAM isn't being remotely accessed by foreign intelligence agencies while you're grabbing coffee. The double meaning hits different when you realize "RAM them" works both ways: either you're physically ramming spies with your car (hence the guy posing with what looks like a sports sedan), or you're worried about RAM dumping attacks where adversaries extract sensitive data directly from your computer's memory. For $499.99, you get protection from both scenarios apparently. Five-star reviews with only 6 people? Those are definitely real customers and not bots. Definitely. The security community would call this "security theater," but hey, at least you'll look cool while your SSH keys get exfiltrated through a supply chain attack instead.