Hardware costs Memes

OMG, the AUDACITY of tech bros thinking stock market fairy dust pays for ACTUAL HARDWARE! 💀 OpenAI is over here like "we'll just announce our partnership and POOF! $78 BILLION appears out of thin air to pay for your chips!" Meanwhile, AMD's sitting there wondering if these AI geniuses understand that GPUs require REAL MONEY, not vibes and press releases. The absolute financial gymnastics happening here would make Wall Street blush! "Just give us back stock that we'll magically inflate with our announcement!" HONEY, THAT'S NOT HOW COMMERCE WORKS! The dot-com bubble called from 1999 and wants its delusional business model back!