The European Commission tried to build an alternative to Microsoft Teams, and officials are calling it "absolute shit." The joke here? They've somehow achieved feature parity with the original product. It's like trying to make a knockoff that's worse than the original, but accidentally nailing the exact same level of mediocrity. Teams is already infamous for being a resource-hogging, notification-spamming, UI-confusing mess that somehow became the corporate standard. So when your clone gets the same reception, congratulations—you've perfectly replicated the user experience nobody asked for twice.