Government tech Memes

The modern web: muscular SpongeBob flexing with cutting-edge frameworks and sleek designs. Government websites: derpy SpongeBob looking like he was coded in 1997 using a potato. Nothing says "we handle your taxes and personal data" quite like a website that looks like it was designed during the Clinton administration. The digital equivalent of using a rotary phone in the age of smartphones. Fun fact: Some government sites still support Internet Explorer because apparently bureaucracy moves at the speed of continental drift.

Ever notice how government websites look like they were built when Netscape was still cool? While the rest of us are over here with reactive SPAs, CSS grids, and responsive design, government sites are like "Hey, tables and Comic Sans work just fine, thank you very much." It's like they found a developer time capsule from 1998 and said "Perfect! Ship it!" Nothing says "we value efficiency" like a website that takes 15 seconds to load a PDF form you can't even fill out electronically.