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Claude Fable 5's Latest Benchmarks For Non US Citizens
AI Programming Testing
3 months ago 23.1M views 0 shares
Claude Fable 5's Latest Benchmarks For Non US Citizens
Claude Fable 5 just dropped and apparently decided to take a gap year. Straight zeros across every single benchmark while its siblings are out there crushing code and solving biology problems. The "xhigh" annotation on the 0.0% FrontierCode score is particularly chef's kiss—like marking "extremely good" on a completely blank exam paper. Meanwhile Claude Opus 4.8 is dominating with 83.4% on computer use and 82.7% on terminal benchmarks, but Fable 5 couldn't even boot up. Either this is the most catastrophic model release since Clippy, or someone forgot to flip the "works outside USA" switch in the config. Guess non-US citizens get to experience what it's like to code with a potato. At least it's consistently bad—0.0% takes dedication.

The 403 Forbidden Diplomacy
Networking Security Programming Webdev
1 year ago 499.7K views 0 shares
The 403 Forbidden Diplomacy
Ah, the classic 403 Forbidden error - the digital bouncer of the internet. This dev thinks they'll build an Iranian app, but thanks to international sanctions, they can't even install their IDE before hitting the wall. The 403 error basically says "We see you there, but nope, not happening." It's like trying to sneak into a club with a fake ID, except the club is npm and your ID says "Made in Tehran."

People Just Want Freedom
Networking Security
1 year ago 531.5K views 0 shares
People Just Want Freedom
The digital world's version of "the grass is always greener." Chinese netizens tunneling through firewalls to post on Twitter while Americans are setting up digital disguises to doom-scroll TikTok dances. It's like we're all sneaking into each other's digital prisons while our governments play whack-a-mole with our IP addresses. The ultimate irony of internet freedom—we're all just trying to access what the other side has blocked. Next up: North Koreans using VPNs to check their LinkedIn notifications.