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When Grandma's Crochet Meets Your Gaming Rig

When Grandma's Crochet Meets Your Gaming Rig
Grandma's home improvement algorithm strikes again! That high-performance gaming machine just got a +10 boost to doily aesthetics but a -50 penalty to thermal management. The mushroom figurines are clearly there to represent the cloud storage services that will be needed when this thing inevitably overheats and corrupts your save files. Pro tip: Valve didn't account for "crocheted heat insulation" in their cooling system design specs.

Steam's "PC 2" Announcement Wakes Gamers With Underwhelming Specs

Steam's "PC 2" Announcement Wakes Gamers With Underwhelming Specs
Steam announces "PC 2" and gamers everywhere are SLEEPING through the announcement... until they mention 8GB VRAM and suddenly everyone's eyes bulge out of their skulls! πŸ’€ 8GB of video memory in 2023?! Are we building a gaming PC or a CALCULATOR?! Modern games are out here demanding 12GB minimum while Steam's over here acting like they invented fire with their pathetic offering. The audacity! The betrayal! The sheer MEDIOCRITY of it all! For the price they're probably charging, you'd expect at least enough VRAM to render more than two blades of grass without catching fire. But I guess we're supposed to be grateful for technology that was cutting-edge... five years ago. πŸ™„

Every Comments Section About The New Steam Deck

Every Comments Section About The New Steam Deck
Gaming enthusiasts have zero chill when it comes to the Steam Deck's cuboid shape. The second Valve released their portable PC gaming device, the internet collectively decided it's just Gabe Newell (Valve's founder) trapped in a box. Now we can't unsee itβ€”a sea of GabeCubes ready to invade our homes, bringing Steam sales directly to our couches. The perfect rectangular prison for a billionaire who just wants you to play Half-Life while sitting on the toilet.

The GabeCube Cometh

The GabeCube Cometh
Behold the mythical GabeCube! Valve's founder Gabe Newell proudly holding his new creation like it's his firstborn child. After Steam Deck's success, Gabe decided the next logical step was obviously to create a literal cube. Because why release Half-Life 3 when you can release oddly-shaped hardware instead? The smile says "I know you want Portal 3, but here's another device to play your backlog of Steam sale impulse purchases that you'll never actually finish." Classic Valve time management strategy: create new hardware platforms instead of finishing game trilogies!