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Till Death Do Us Park
Gamedev Unity
1 month ago 79.7K views 0 shares
Till Death Do Us Park
The AUDACITY of real life to interrupt a perfectly good simulation game! 💅 Marriage can wait, but these virtual citizens NEED their roller coasters and public bathrooms RIGHT NOW! The bride isn't just getting cold feet—she's getting carpal tunnel from optimizing her park layout while wearing a $3000 wedding dress. Talk about priorities, sweetie! That RGB keyboard isn't going to click itself, and those virtual park guests aren't going to entertain themselves! The vows can wait until she's achieved a five-star rating, thank you very much!

The Most Physical Network Topology
Networking Hardware Gamedev
1 month ago 152.4K views 0 shares
The Most Physical Network Topology
The apartment building networking topology we never asked for but definitely deserved. Three gamers locked in an epic battle, visible through their windows at night – one with a headset strategizing, another grinding away at their desk setup, and the third looking like he just rage-quit so hard he needed a bandage. This is what happens when you take "local area network" too literally. The ping must be amazing though – just open your window and shout "LAG!" instead of typing it. Next-level physical topology that even Cisco didn't think to document.

The Great Steam Backlog Phenomenon
Gamedev Unity Programming
2 months ago 104.8K views 0 shares
The Great Steam Backlog Phenomenon
Ah, the Steam library paradox – where we shovel money into Gabe Newell's pockets during sales with the enthusiasm of someone who definitely plans to play all those games... someday. That tiny shoveled patch labeled "Games I played" compared to the vast snowy wasteland of "Games remain on my Steam library that I bought but never played" is the digital equivalent of buying gym equipment that becomes an expensive clothes hanger. The backlog grows with each seasonal sale, while our free time mysteriously shrinks. It's almost as if buying games has become its own separate hobby from actually playing them.

The Duality Of Gaming Hardware
Hardware Gamedev
3 months ago 134.8K views 0 shares
The Duality Of Gaming Hardware
THE DUALITY OF GAMING HARDWARE! On the left: the tragic aftermath of a Razer product meeting its inevitable doom - shattered into a million pieces after being dropped from a height of approximately 2 millimeters. On the right: the FANTASY marketing photos showing a pristine setup with RGB lighting that could probably be seen from the International Space Station. The gaming hardware industry's biggest lie isn't the FPS boost claims - it's the suggestion that their products won't disintegrate if you breathe near them while costing you a kidney and half your liver. But we keep buying them because CLEARLY our 0.002 second faster reaction time is worth the financial ruin!

The Four Horsemen Of Digital Hoarding
Gamedev Windows
3 months ago 93.0K views 0 shares
The Four Horsemen Of Digital Hoarding
The four horsemen of the gaming apocalypse: opening Steam, scrolling through your massive library, realizing you don't want to play any of those games, then closing Steam. It's the same energy as staring into a fully stocked fridge and declaring "there's nothing to eat." Except you paid $3,000 for those leftovers during various sales. And you'll do it again tomorrow.

Sweet Dreams, Silicon Princess
Hardware Gamedev
5 months ago 136.5K views 0 shares
Sweet Dreams, Silicon Princess
After three months of GPU hunting, six crashed websites, and a second mortgage, this guy finally scored a Radeon RX 9070 XT. And what does he do? Tucks it into bed before even installing it. That's not desperation—that's respect for the silicon gods who finally answered his prayers. Tomorrow he'll sacrifice his entire weekend to driver updates and benchmarks while explaining to his partner why they're eating ramen for the next six months. Worth it.