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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Function declaration Memes

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Who Needs Fun When You Can Have Fn

Rust Kotlin Programming
4 months ago 495.1K views 1 shares
Who Needs Fun When You Can Have Fn
Kotlin devs: "Our methods are fun !" *polite smile* Rust devs: "Hold my borrow checker. Our methods are fn ." *unhinged grin* The Rust community really looked at Kotlin's wholesome fun keyword and said "yeah but what if we made it shorter and more cryptic?" Peak systems programming energy right there. Nothing says "I enjoy pain" quite like preferring fn over fun . Both languages are great, but only one of them makes you feel like you're speedrunning carpal tunnel syndrome while fighting the compiler for sport.

There Are Two Kinds Of Programmers

Javascript C++ Programming Java Csharp
6 months ago 345.8K views 0 shares
There Are Two Kinds Of Programmers
The eternal civil war of code formatting! On the red side: the chaotic rebel who puts opening braces on the same line as the function declaration. On the blue side: the structured purist who insists the opening brace deserves its own dedicated line. This syntactical holy war has crashed more team meetings than null pointer exceptions. The tabs vs. spaces debate might have siblings now, but this brace placement battle has been dividing dev teams since K&R style faced off against Allman style in the coding thunderdome. Your IDE's auto-formatter is the only thing preventing actual bloodshed at this point.

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