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Why Nobody Hires Juniors Anymore
Git Devops Programming
4 hours ago 53.1K views 0 shares
Why Nobody Hires Juniors Anymore
Picture this: You're a fresh-faced junior dev, desperately trying to get your first PR merged while the senior devs are out there living their best lives. So naturally, you slap a cute hamster sticker with "please let me merge!" on your car like some kind of adorable coding hostage situation. The sheer DESPERATION radiating from that bumper sticker is sending me. It's giving "I've been waiting for code review approval for 3 weeks and I'm about to lose my mind" energy. The little hearts just make it more tragic – like begging with puppy eyes but make it version control. Companies want juniors with 5 years of experience, and juniors just want someone, ANYONE, to approve their pull request without leaving 47 comments about variable naming conventions. The struggle is cosmically unfair.

It's Inevitable: The Great CS Degree Desert Expedition
Programming Algorithms Debugging
8 months ago 232.4K views 0 shares
It's Inevitable: The Great CS Degree Desert Expedition
Four years of studying sorting algorithms, computational complexity, and discrete mathematics... only to find yourself completely out of your element in a real-world codebase. That scuba gear in the desert perfectly captures the disconnect between academic theory and industry reality. You're equipped for an ocean of knowledge that simply doesn't exist where you've landed. Meanwhile, your new team casually mentions they need you to refactor a 10-year-old legacy system written by someone who apparently coded with their elbows. No data structure in your textbooks prepared you for that depth of technical debt.