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From Code To Bonsai: The Ultimate Tech Escape

Microsoft Csharp Azure Windows Programming

9 days ago 110.8K views 0 shares

From Code To Bonsai: The Ultimate Tech Escape

OH. MY. GOD. After 22 YEARS of coding nightmares at Microsoft, this absolute LEGEND just said "✌️ I'm out" and became a BONSAI FARMER! 💀 Imagine spending two decades optimizing Azure performance, wrestling with .NET Native, and debugging printer drivers (the 9th circle of developer hell), only to wake up one day and decide: "You know what? I'm going to shape tiny trees for a living." The career progression is SENDING ME: Principal Software Engineer → Goose Farmer → Bonsai Farmer. This is the tech industry's equivalent of a mic drop so hard it broke through the earth's crust. Honestly? ICONIC. 👑

Seriously Considering Career Alternatives

AI Programming

2 months ago 215.9K views 0 shares

Seriously Considering Career Alternatives

After 15 years of grinding out code, you're faced with two options: compete with the AI overlords who can write a full-stack app while you're still typing "import React," or just give it all up to grow potatoes. The sweaty panic attack is just the realization that both options are equally terrifying. At least the potatoes won't tell you your variable naming convention sucks.