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Any Data Engineers Here
Python Programming Databases Backend Cloud
4 days ago 143.4K views 0 shares
Any Data Engineers Here
The data engineering world in a nutshell: fancy tools vs. reality. On one side you've got the slick conference talk version—Airflow orchestration, dbt transformations, Dagster pipelines, Prefect workflows, and Dataform for that enterprise touch. Cool, composed, Olympic-level precision. Then there's production: a stored procedure from 2009, a Python script held together with duct tape and prayers, and a cron job that nobody dares to touch because "it just works." The guy who wrote it left three years ago and took all the documentation with him (assuming there was any). Modern data stacks are great until you realize 80% of your company's revenue still depends on run_etl_final_v2_ACTUAL_final.py running at 3 AM.

How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn
Webdev React Programming Databases Frontend
21 days ago 252.3K views 1 shares
How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn
When your side project starts as "I just need to find one specific video" and ends with you accidentally becoming the chief architect of a distributed NSFW content aggregation platform. The progression from normal person to full clown is chef's kiss—each step sounds more impressive on a resume while getting exponentially harder to explain to your grandma. The beauty here is that the technical skills are genuinely impressive: ETL pipelines, indexing 89,000 communities, deploying a Next.js app with proper infrastructure. But good luck putting "Built scalable search engine for adult content discovery across Reddit's NSFW ecosystem" on your LinkedIn without your professional network having questions. HR departments everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. Pro tip: Just call it a "content aggregation platform with advanced filtering capabilities" and pray nobody asks for a demo during the interview.