Env-file Memes

Nothing says "goodbye" quite like committing the API keys to the .env file and pushing it straight to production. You spent three months fetching coffee and fixing CSS padding issues for free, and now you're leaving them a parting gift that'll have their entire AWS bill drained by crypto miners within 48 hours. The headless suit walking away is *chef's kiss* – because you're not even looking back. No two weeks notice energy here. Just pure chaos deployment and a LinkedIn status update about "gaining valuable experience." Pro tip: .env files should NEVER be committed to version control. They contain sensitive credentials and should always be in your .gitignore. But hey, when you've been working for "exposure" and "learning opportunities," sometimes people learn the hard way.