Email-templates Memes

When your bank's email template literally just prints "null" as your name because someone forgot to check if the variable exists before shoving it into the template. Like, imagine the developer who wrote Dear ${customerName}, and just assumed it would ALWAYS have a value. Spoiler alert: it didn't. The absolute AUDACITY of a major bank sending out emails that scream "we didn't test this" while simultaneously including a massive disclaimer about how their emails might be intercepted, corrupted, or contain viruses. Well, the biggest virus here is your quality assurance process, my friend. Nothing says "we value your business" quite like addressing you as the JavaScript equivalent of "404: Customer Not Found." At least they were sincere about it. Sincerely null. 💀