Elm Memes

So apparently heaven is a Frankenstein's monster of every language's best feature, while hell is just... all their worst features stapled together. The joke writes itself when you realize Go's error handling is someone's idea of paradise and Rust's compile times are literally hellish. Also love how JavaScript's ubiquity is heavenly but its type system is demonic. Python goes from library paradise to performance purgatory. C++ flips from performance king to memory safety nightmare. The real kicker? Both scenarios are equally impossible to achieve, which is why we're all stuck in programming purgatory writing TypeScript and pretending it's fine.