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AI Bubblesort: Technically Correct, Practically Useless

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23 days ago 156.2K views 0 shares

AI Bubblesort: Technically Correct, Practically Useless

Behold, the elevator panel that perfectly captures what happens when you ask AI to sort a list! The floors are in complete lexicographical order instead of numerical order because, well, that's technically sorting. Just like when you ask ChatGPT to organize your music and it puts "10 Things I Hate About You" soundtrack before "2Pac" because string comparison doesn't understand numbers. The AI followed instructions perfectly... and completely missed the point. Somewhere, a programmer is screaming about how they should have used parseInt() or a natural sort algorithm instead of letting the intern train the model on Stack Overflow answers.

My Zero-Indexed Elevator In Portugal

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6 months ago 137.3K views 0 shares

My Zero-Indexed Elevator In Portugal

Finally, an elevator designed by a programmer! The ground floor is 0, not 1, because arrays start at 0 and so should our buildings. That green button is practically screaming "I'm the selected index!" The non-programmers must be so confused when they hit "1" expecting the lobby but end up on what normal humans call the "second floor." Bet the building's GitHub repo has 47 open issues about "intuitive floor numbering" that the dev team has marked as "won't fix" and "working as intended."