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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Dotenv Memes

Posts tagged with Dotenv

Don't Actually Do This

Git Security Devops Programming Backend
1 month ago 79.5K views 0 shares
Don't Actually Do This
Ah yes, the classic "fix" that fixes nothing. Committing your .env file to Git is like putting your house keys under the welcome mat and posting the address on Twitter. Sure, your code errors are gone... along with your database credentials, API keys, and whatever shred of respect your senior dev had for you. But hey, ship it.

The Unpaid Intern's Farewell Gift

Security Devops Git Programming Backend
2 months ago 124.8K views 0 shares
The Unpaid Intern's Farewell Gift
Ah, the classic parting gift from an unpaid intern - committing the API key directly to the .env file in their final act of corporate sabotage. Nothing says "thanks for the experience" like leaving a production credential in the version control history. Future security auditors will speak of this moment with reverence.

Where To Keep Your Secrets

Security Webdev Devops Programming Debugging
3 months ago 112.3K views 0 shares
Where To Keep Your Secrets
Having a single .env file? Reasonable. Having nine different environment files with conflicting naming conventions? That's just asking for a 3 AM production outage when you can't remember if the database password is in .env.production , .env.production.local , or that random file you created six months ago after three energy drinks. The real security feature is that even you can't find your own secrets anymore.

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