Domains Memes

The absolute AUDACITY of non-technical management! Here we have a .NET developer being handed the most RIDICULOUS request from a boss who clearly thinks domains are like Pokémon—gotta catch 'em all! 🙄 That look of existential dread when your boss casually asks you to develop for completely different tech stacks like they're just asking for sprinkles on their ice cream. Sure, let me just magically transform from a .NET specialist into a full-stack polyglot OVERNIGHT because domains are TOTALLY interchangeable! The developer's face is screaming "Do I look like I have 17 different frameworks tattooed on my forehead?!" Pure. Unbridled. Pain.

The dream of every developer who's spent too much time shopping for domains: create your own TLD like .dev or .io and become the overlord of developer vanity URLs. Just need that small loan of a million dollars first! Meanwhile, we're all stuck paying $50/year for that perfect domain name that we'll use for exactly one weekend project before abandoning it. The modern developer's equivalent of buying gym equipment that becomes an expensive clothes hanger.