Nothing says "good morning" quite like a Windows lock screen that's been absolutely demolished by graphics driver corruption. That beautiful beach scene has been transformed into a Picasso painting that nobody asked for, with chunks of the screen deciding to take a vacation to different coordinates. The GPU is basically having an existential crisis, rendering artifacts like it's trying to open a portal to another dimension. Could be a dying graphics card, corrupted VRAM, or maybe Windows Update decided to "helpfully" install the wrong driver at 3 AM last night. Either way, your display is serving major glitch art vibes. The Gru reaction perfectly captures that moment of pure disgust when you realize your day is starting with troubleshooting instead of coffee. Time to boot into safe mode, DDU that driver, and pray to the silicon gods that it's just software and not a $500 GPU replacement situation.