Digital suffering Memes

Ah, the classic rural internet experience—where downloads move at the speed of continental drift. At 1,638 B/s, this poor soul is getting a whopping 1.6 KB per second, meaning their 1.6 GB file will finish downloading sometime next geological era. The "12 days left" is basically the computer's polite way of saying "maybe consider writing this down on paper instead." Village internet: where you can start a download, plant a tree, watch it grow to maturity, and still come back to see it's only at 43%.