Logo
FORTRAN: Older than Star Trek, still calculating.
  • Home
  • Hot
  • Random
  • Search

Browse

  • AI AI
  • AWS AWS
  • Agile Agile
  • Algorithms Algorithms
  • Android Android
  • Apple Apple
  • Backend Backend
  • Bash Bash
  • C++ C++
  • Cloud Cloud
  • Csharp Csharp
  • All Categories
As an Amazon Associate ProgrammerHumor.io earns from qualifying purchases.

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Developershortcuts Memes

Posts tagged with Developershortcuts

Honesty Is The Best Policy

Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
11 months ago 303.6K views 0 shares
Honesty Is The Best Policy
Game developers cutting corners in the most hilarious way possible! Instead of coding complex water physics and swimming animations, they just slapped a sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT SWIM. There isn't an animation for it." Pure development budget optimization at its finest. The brutal honesty is what kills me - no made-up lore reasons, no invisible walls, just straight-up admitting they didn't have time to implement that feature. Classic gamedev resource allocation decision!

I Mean It Gets The Job Done Right

Programming Agile Devops
1 year ago 274.8K views 0 shares
I Mean It Gets The Job Done Right
Left side: The Olympic-level precision shooter with fancy tools representing project management apps like Notion, Airtable, Trello, and Slack. Right side: The middle-aged dude pointing a pistol like he's never held one before—that's you with your TODO.txt file sitting right on your desktop. Let's be honest—we've all downloaded those productivity apps, spent 6 hours setting them up, created 47 categories, color-coded everything... only to abandon them three days later for the trusty text file that just works. No syncing issues, no notifications, no subscription fees—just pure, unfiltered digital hoarding in plain text. Sophistication is overrated when chaos in a .txt file has never let you down.

Today's picks

CafePress World's Best Engineer Mug 11 oz (325 ml) Ceramic Coffee Mug

CafePress World's Best Engineer Mug 11 oz (325 ml) Ceramic Coffee Mug

Affiliate
$12.99
Programming With An AI Assistant

Programming With An AI Assistant

Programming
429.1K views 8 months ago
GearScouts.com

GearScouts.com

Sponsored
Power stations