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So You're A Web Dev

Webdev Networking Javascript Programming Frontend

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So You're A Web Dev

The classic web dev initiation ritual. You claim to know CSS but can't recite all 74 HTTP status codes from memory? *cocks gun* Shame. Next you'll tell me you don't know the exact hex code for "slightly off-white but not quite eggshell." The gatekeeping in this industry is getting more efficient - skip the whiteboard interview, just threaten them with fictional cartoon violence.

Dark Green Squares Are Better Than Light Green

Git Devops Programming

9 months ago 208.9K views 0 shares

Dark Green Squares Are Better Than Light Green

The GitHub contribution graph—where darker green means you're a coding machine and lighter green means you occasionally remember your password. The interviewer is confused because this guy's squares are dark green (meaning tons of commits) but somehow he has "less contributions." Plot twist: he's just really good at squashing 47 panicked debug commits into one elegant pull request. His smug "I got it right the first time" response is the programming equivalent of claiming you've never googled "how to center a div" or "what does NaN mean again?"