Deployment anxiety Memes

Two equally terrible choices, and you're about to ship one of them to production. On one hand, you could be the corporate drone who removes all personality from your code because management thinks comments should be "professional." On the other, you could embrace the chaos and name your StringBuilder "bobTheBuilder" like the absolute legend you are. The real tragedy? Both options are going to haunt you during the next code review. Your boss will passive-aggressively ask why you're wasting time on "clever" naming, while your fellow devs will judge you for having a StringBuilder that isn't called "bobTheBuilder." There's no winning here. At least bobTheBuilder builds things. Unlike most of our code.