Deep-web Memes

When a spider decides that the dusty, forgotten PS/2 ports on the back of your computer are the perfect real estate for its new web development project. Those circular green and purple ports haven't seen action since Windows XP, making them the actual "deep web" – literally deep in the back of your machine and covered in cobwebs. The spider's offering you access to a part of the internet that predates USB, where keyboards and mice connected via those chunky 6-pin Mini-DIN connectors. It's so retro that even your grandma's computer probably doesn't use them anymore. The spider knows what's up – those ports are abandoned infrastructure, perfect for setting up shop undisturbed. Fun fact: PS/2 ports are actually still preferred by some hardcore gamers and mechanical keyboard enthusiasts because they support full n-key rollover without requiring special drivers. But let's be honest, most of us haven't touched those ports in decades, which is exactly why our eight-legged friend chose them as prime web hosting territory.