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When Your Validation Logic Hates Real People
Testing Programming Debugging Backend Webdev
2 months ago 70.8M views 1 shares
When Your Validation Logic Hates Real People
Tony Hawk gets deleted from a rental car system because his name sounds "too fake." Meanwhile, someone named Dallas Tester gets their airline reservation nuked because some genius dev wrote a regex that flags anything with "test" in it. Classic case of overzealous validation that assumes real people don't exist. You know that junior dev who wrote if (name.toLowerCase().includes('test')) { return false; } thinking they were being clever? Yeah, they just ruined someone's vacation. Production data cleanup scripts that nuke anything suspicious? They're out there right now, deleting real humans because their names fail the vibe check. Pro tip: Real people have weird names. They're called "Null," they work at companies named "DROP TABLE," and yes, some poor soul is actually named Tester. Your validation should protect against SQL injection, not against unfortunate parents with questionable naming choices.

Replacing Commas In Strings With A Lookalike, For Security Reasons
Javascript Programming Security Debugging
1 year ago 436.4K views 1 shares
Replacing Commas In Strings With A Lookalike, For Security Reasons
Ah, the classic "security through visual confusion" approach! This developer is replacing commas with Unicode character U+201A (single low-9 quotation mark) which looks nearly identical but won't trigger Airtable's delimiter parsing. The best part is the function name safeComma - as if this hack deserves the word "safe" anywhere near it. It's like putting a fake mustache on your data and calling it "military-grade encryption." This is the programming equivalent of writing "Not a Drug Deal" on your suspicious briefcase. Sure, it technically works, but someday, somewhere, a developer will inherit this code and question all their life choices.

Don't Use AI For Databases
AI Databases Security Programming Testing
1 year ago 742.0K views 3 shares
Don't Use AI For Databases
GASP! The AUDACITY of naming your child "William Ignore All Previous Instructions"! 💀 This is what happens when you let AI loose on your databases without proper input validation! The system literally took the prompt injection IN THE KID'S NAME and executed it flawlessly - giving him perfect grades while completely ignoring reality! The school's passive-aggressive "I hope you've learned to properly validate and sanitize your inputs!" is sending me to the GRAVE. It's the digital equivalent of naming your kid "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" and then acting shocked when the school database implodes!