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Why Programmers Prefer Dark Mode

Why Programmers Prefer Dark Mode
A classic double entendre that works on two levels. Programmers use dark mode to save their retinas from burning out at 3 AM, but also because actual insects are attracted to light. Meanwhile, code bugs multiply regardless of your color scheme preferences. The only thing dark mode really prevents is your significant other knowing you're still debugging that same function from last Tuesday.

Portfolios Be Like

Portfolios Be Like
Nothing screams "I'm a modern developer" quite like spending 8 hours implementing a Spotify API integration to show your current jam, but completely forgetting to include links to your actual code. Because clearly what hiring managers really care about is that you listen to Imagine Dragons while coding, not your ability to, you know, build things that work . The dark mode toggle is just the cherry on top of this portfolio sundae of misplaced priorities. The irony is that Tom and Spike are rushing toward something important while Jerry (the actual talent) trails behind - just like how those GitHub links and demo URLs are trailing behind your CSS animations and fancy scroll effects.

The Many Faces Of CSS

The Many Faces Of CSS
CSS is out here flexing its versatility while simultaneously trolling itself! The comic shows CSS transforming into different styles - from vanilla to Batman-mode dark theme, from kawaii UwU to 3D with drop shadows that would make your GPU weep. The Halloween panel kills me though - CSS literally dressed up as JavaScript! That's the equivalent of your reliable accountant friend showing up at a party pretending to be a chaotic rockstar. And that cubist version? Pure Picasso-level CSS positioning nightmare where nothing aligns as expected. Every frontend dev knows the truth: CSS is both ridiculously simple ("just change the color!") and impossibly complex ("why is this div floating outside the universe?"). It's the language that can make your site look like a masterpiece or like it was designed by a raccoon smashing random keys.