Ah yes, the classic "spend more time optimizing than using" paradox. Drop $3K on a liquid-cooled RGB monstrosity capable of simulating alternate universes, then waste half a day installing 147 Skyrim mods to make the horses look prettier and the cheese wheels more realistic. The true endgame isn't actually playing—it's creating a perfectly modded setup that you'll admire from the desktop before launching Steam to buy another game you'll never play. The modding itself becomes the game, and frankly, that's the most expensive puzzle game ever created.