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Productivity Force Multiplier

AI Agile Programming

17 days ago 243.2K views 0 shares

Productivity Force Multiplier

Nothing says "productivity boost" like being told to integrate AI into your workflow when you're already drowning in technical debt and legacy code. Sure, let me just pause fixing this production bug to learn how to prompt engineer my way through a task I could've completed in 20 minutes without the AI hallucinating half the solution. The real force multiplier here is the force required to not roll your eyes during the all-hands meeting where they announce this groundbreaking initiative.

The $72,000 Engineering Initiation Ritual

AWS Devops Programming Testing Backend

2 months ago 272.3K views 1 shares

The $72,000 Engineering Initiation Ritual

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of corporate mandated "load testing" turning into a $72,000 AWS bill! 💸💸💸 That moment when your innocent little dev environment accidentally becomes Amazon's secret revenue stream! The cloud giveth and the cloud ABSOLUTELY TAKETH AWAY your entire IT budget in a single month! And that response? PERFECTION. You haven't truly experienced the cloud until you've accidentally funded Jeff Bezos' next space vacation. It's basically a rite of passage at this point! Welcome to the "I accidentally sponsored Amazon's quarterly earnings" club - membership costs exactly one heart attack when you open your AWS console! ✨