Connection issues Memes

Nothing quite captures the murderous rage of losing an hour of unsaved work like this. "It'll be easier the second time" is the corporate equivalent of "the beatings will continue until morale improves." Sure, I'll just recreate that perfect code I wrote from memory—right after I finish plotting my revenge against whoever designed this VPN connection. The only thing "easier" the second time is knowing exactly how many expletives fit into a 60-second rant.

The eternal struggle of downloading anything on a connection so bad it can't even finish a Minecraft Wiki page. That download bar showing "5 minutes left" is the universe's cruelest joke - we all know those 5 minutes will magically transform into 10 hours, then back to 3 minutes, then "connection lost." The fact they've already canceled one download attempt is the digital equivalent of waving a white flag. Trying to game with this internet is like trying to win Formula 1 with a tricycle.