Confession Memes

GASP! The ULTIMATE confession that will get you BANISHED from the cool kids' programming table! 😭 That moment when you're so emotionally broken that you're literally transforming into the Hulk, tears streaming down your face, just to admit you have feelings for... JAVA?! The VERBOSITY! The BOILERPLATE! The SEMICOLONS! It's like announcing you still use Internet Explorer at a web developer conference. The SHAME! The HORROR! Yet here you are, a giant green monster of TRUTH, finally brave enough to declare your forbidden love!