Commit-and-push Memes

You know that split second between hovering over "Commit and Push" and actually clicking it? That's when your entire life flashes before your eyes. Did you test it? Nope. Did you write tests? Absolutely not. Did you even read what you changed? Who has time for that? But here you are, about to yeet your code directly into production because you're 90% sure it works and honestly, that's better odds than most things in life. The "Commit and Push" button is basically the programming equivalent of "do you feel lucky, punk?" and the answer is always a confident "probably?" The sweaty guy on the phone perfectly captures that moment when you realize your push is going straight to main branch and there's no staging environment to catch your mistakes. Time to grip those armrests and hope your regex didn't just delete the entire user database.