Client-meeting Memes

Picture this: the client wants a demo in 30 minutes, your code is held together by prayer and duct tape, and half your features are still returning "undefined" like it's their job. So what do you do? You grab whatever functional pieces you have and FRANTICALLY try to make them look connected and impressive, even though behind the scenes it's absolute chaos. That excavator desperately trying to lift itself? That's you trying to present a polished product while simultaneously being the broken mess that needs fixing. The sheer audacity of attempting the impossible while gravity (and reality) screams "NO!" is every developer's Thursday afternoon. Bonus points if you're live-coding fixes during the actual demo while maintaining eye contact and a confident smile.