Chaotic-programming Memes

So you're telling me a game dev can spawn a LITERAL DEMON erupting from molten lava with particle effects and physics calculations that would make Einstein weep, but adding a scarf to the player model? Suddenly we're asking them to solve world hunger. The absolute AUDACITY of suggesting something as simple as cloth physics after they just casually coded an apocalyptic hellspawn summoning ritual. It's giving "I can build a rocket ship but I can't fold a fitted sheet" energy. Game development priorities are truly an enigma wrapped in a riddle, served with a side of spaghetti code.