Burn in Memes

So you bought that fancy OLED monitor for the "infinite contrast" and "true blacks," thinking you'd be living your best life. Plot twist: after 5 years of staring at the same IDE layout, your OLED now has a permanent ghost of your text editor burned into the screen like a cursed tattoo. Meanwhile, your trusty IPS panel is sitting there looking fresh as day one, slightly washed out but ZERO burn-in drama. It's the monitor equivalent of choosing reliability over flashiness—like buying a Toyota instead of a Ferrari that needs repairs every month. Sure, the IPS doesn't have those chef's-kiss blacks, but at least it won't immortalize your VS Code sidebar into its very soul. The real tragedy? You paid premium price to essentially screen-print your taskbar onto a $1000+ display. Slow clap for that investment decision.

The great display technology divide! OLED screens burn out faster than my enthusiasm for daily standups. Meanwhile, those ancient LCD panels just keep trucking along like that one legacy codebase nobody wants to touch but somehow never breaks. Sure, your blacks aren't "true black" but at least your screen doesn't look like a haunted house with ghost images of all your favorite apps permanently etched into it. The real flex in tech isn't having the latest gear—it's having gear that actually still works.