Burn in Memes

The great display technology divide! OLED screens burn out faster than my enthusiasm for daily standups. Meanwhile, those ancient LCD panels just keep trucking along like that one legacy codebase nobody wants to touch but somehow never breaks. Sure, your blacks aren't "true black" but at least your screen doesn't look like a haunted house with ghost images of all your favorite apps permanently etched into it. The real flex in tech isn't having the latest gear—it's having gear that actually still works.