Boot menu Memes

When your bootloader has a stroke and suddenly the corrupted gibberish option looks MORE APPEALING than Windows 11. The fact that Windows is giving you exactly one second to make a life-altering decision before forcibly booting into itself is just *chef's kiss* peak Microsoft energy. "Choose an operating system" they say, as if you actually have a choice when the timer's already running and one of your options is literally a cryptographic seizure. But honestly? The way Windows has been going lately with forced updates, telemetry, and ads in the Start menu, I'd genuinely consider clicking on the cursed Unicode demon spawn just to see what happens. At least it's being honest about being broken.