Black hat Memes

Nothing says "I'm a master of cybersecurity" quite like confessing your villainous plans on a public forum with CCTV footage of your face in the background. This ethical hacker's manifesto has the strategic brilliance of using your real identity to announce you're about to commit felonies because *checks notes* bug bounties aren't lucrative enough. The irony is just chef's kiss – complaining about companies underpaying security experts while simultaneously demonstrating why they probably shouldn't pay you at all. Pro tip: If your "ethical" hacking career isn't working out, maybe don't pivot to crime on camera? Just a thought.