Asking-questions Memes

Oh the absolute AUDACITY of asking for help with your actual problem! Someone dares to ask "How do I A?" and gets hit with the classic "You do B" response that has NOTHING to do with their question. When they politely point out that B doesn't solve A, they get the most devastating comeback in programming history: "Yeah nobody does A." Translation: Your problem is so weird/niche/cursed that the internet has collectively decided it doesn't exist. You're on your own, buddy. Welcome to the "HeckOverflow" experience where questions get downvoted into oblivion and the answers are about as helpful as a chocolate teapot. 🙃